Marriage is for idiots

This would be my first post in 2010. Happy New Year Boon, time for a new you. You've got a job, got your goals and got your fighting spirit. Now kick 2010's ass.

Right, so back to my point on how marriage is for people of lower intellect. Even www.dictionary.com has conflicting entries.
the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies
a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction
Looks like English majors don't really have a concrete idea of marriage yet. To be a legal procedure or not, that is the question.

I was rudely awakened 1/2 an hour earlier to my waking time by a bunch of insolent tarts , repeatedly blasting their car horns in a chaotic arrangement for some reason I cannot comprehend. So it turns out my neighbor is getting married. I wouldn't give two shits about someone dumb enough to get himself/herself tied down by some lame-ass piece of legal document that has not much meaning in the first place, but they JUST had to annoying the hell out of everyone else in the loudest manner they can, giving the impression that they are overjoyed, and they want everyone to celebrate with them. Fuck you morons, it's a fuckin' Sunday morning. Time for people to catch up on sleep and rest. No one really gives a damn at all, so keep your little ceremony down, ya?

Thinking about it, why the hell would anyone want to get married in the first place? The general idea about this concept is for two people to get together and have some kind of concrete form of evidence that they have agreed on getting married (usually in a form of a piece of paper and signatures in modern times) and they are married (there's a crazy party thrown in their honor too!) . It's usually customary for them to go around and have what they call the "honeymoon". It's basically a holiday period observed by newlyweds, having no fixed time and location, where they usually go to some place together as a married couple. Yay, now they can finally fuck each other without anyone giving them dirty looks, and the government pledges to support them if they can pop enough children out. Happy end?

Wait, why the fuck can't people just stay together, without the need for stupid requirements such as the paper? I mean, people say the get married because they love each other, and you need a piece of paper to prove it? From what I see, it's just a gigantic event for the sake of drama, so people don't think their life is dull and lame. Marriage, is not a ceremony of transcendence. The media has brainwashed people (especially the females and the romantics) that marriage is the highest form of love, and that their lives are completely changed by a single night of wearing fancy clothing, cutting a cake, getting drunk and fucking each other's faces off on a single day. You know why divorce rates are so high? Because marriage is a fucking retarded idea, two people have the right to have children or whatever that married couples do AND have the support of everyone else. Up yours, society.

The problems of adultery and unfaithfulness wouldn't be a problem, IF marriage wasn't blown into epic proportions like today. Hint: that special someone of your dreams doesn't exist, and when you think someone is, it's just auto-suggestion.

I bet your marriage wouldn't last five years. A big "fuck you" from me as your wedding gift.