September 18, 2009

A journey into the Mecca of Anime : Akihabara / Day Four

I'm beginning to feel the drag of this holiday. Seems that the holiday mood has mostly been evaporated. If this was a week or so, it would have been better. I don't want to stay with CA anymore, neither do I want to go for the lame tours forced on me. Today was a mental refreshing trip around Akihabara. I finally saw all the shit I wanted to see and went around on my own will, instead of being some puppet to carry heavy objects. Too bad tomorrow would be another shitty day.

Japanese girls are pretty in general. There are always one or two with looks that stand out of the crowd. Best of all, Japanese make them wear all sorts of uniforms for their work (I like!). Feast for my eyes. Sorry to all of you back there, I can't take pictures of them.

Went out in the morning to get a pack of BlackStone Cherries. It's way stronger than Black Impact and tastes better, so I threw the rest of my remainder away.

Japanese trains are pretty awesome. Everything in it seems to be bilingual now, and they have this TV screen that tells me important information in English. Gaijin Banzai.

Anime music can be heard the moment you get out of the train. This legendary place, is the holy ground of all otakus. I randomly went around and entered Melonbooks. The whole place was filled with Hentai and Dojinshis. I'm not going to buy from the bookstores here anymore. I might as well get it from here, it's cheaper and there's a lot more to choose from.

I tried to get an oppai mousepad for Kok in the catcher machine, but I failed horribly. Detatched, I wandered out of the arcade and went exploring on the streets. One, two...no wait. The street was filled with girls dressed in maid costumes, giving away flyers. I tried to approach a few, but some pathetic AFCs (Average Fustrated Chump) keep getting in my way to talk to them. The oldest was an old man. And they were too nice to tell them to go away, they simply stood there, smiled and answered questions. So I went over to look for the others. I managed to take pictures of 2 of them, and got shot down by 6 of them. I think there's some rule not allowing them to have pictures taken, probably to prevent competitors from stealing their creations. You can't take pictures in the maid cafes as well, which is kind of stupid since if I go there, I WOULD want to take pictures with the girls there. Why else would I want to pay for overpriced food that probably tastes like crap?

I accidently entered some building called AV Studio and obviously it was selling AV. It was pretty well-stocked, and they have Saaya's newest photobook with a DVD. I'm definately buying that. When I turned around to leave, I was the most diabolical place I've seen in the entire trip. They had a section called "Under 15", where they sell photobooks and DVDs of girls under 15. It would probably be classified as child porn over here. The Japanese are twisted inside.

I bought some bento and ate in some street alley. Nothing for Boon, he can eat anywhere. There is a disturbing lack of dustbins everywhere, and yet the street remains clean all the time. This, is the result of proper social conditioning.

There was this DVD shop with a grandma revealing her cleavage as the mascot of sorts. No idea why anyone would want to see that, she probably owns the company or her son does.

I love how the Japanese care so much for their customers. They DMGF machines have paper towels placed on them and a bin right in front for people to throw their used towels in them. Some of the machines even have a headphone jack and a volume knob so anyone can adjust it. The reason why they don't do it here is because they care more about how much they earn every day and stupid bengs would just turn it all the way up and play Dragon Blade. Fucking cunts.

The tobacco store I went into next was pretty cool as well. It was some small store with benches and tobacco machines.

So I wandered around even more and found out that DMGF: X-Grade is out. It's a bastard child fathered by Konami when he took Guitar Hero and raped her for a month before creating this abormination. GF now has an effect pedal on the floor and 5 buttons. DM has 2 cymbals, 2 pedals and 3 toms excluding the snare. I thought it was shit, but HAD to try it since I randomly walked into the first day of public testing. On the way I met this half-Japanese guy called Scot "Legsweeper". I talked a lot of cock with him, played a round with him and took a pic. He was pretty damned good. Then again, the game was only out for one day and some dude is already close to FCing songs on extreme. The same man just FCed Daydream on DM. Respect.

I finished the day with a Big Mac and a stick. Now I generally know what to get. I want to go back soon. I rather work or hang out with the dudes than being forced to do nothing.

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