Right now I'm exhausted mentally and physically, thanks to all the shit I had to put up throughout the day and walking around Kawasaki looking at things I don't want.
I hate the indecisiveness of CA and princess. They give me passive and vague answers to my planning questions, totally throwing my plans off course. With Annoying Cousin (AC) coming over soon, I can't afford to let them fuck up my own course of action.
I also can't stand how all my relatives are fucking retarded and blame my mother for everything I do that is unacceptable. This is counter-productive. One, I don't know that I did it. Two, blaming her doesn't solve anything. I suppose that asians have this stupid mentality that it's always the mother's fault when the child isn't perfect. Idiots. Now I don't want anything to do with pretentious ones that pretend to be nice to me in my face and bite my mother behind by back. Backstabbing swines.
Oh, I understand how men feel when they get dragged around by their girlfriends into shopping malls to look at clothes that they can't wear. It's boring and tedious. All you females who read this and are guilty of this crime, go think about it in the shower and cut down this fustrating behaviour. Or at least, don't push it and enter every single fuckin' stall you see. Throw in some plans that can involve the guy, like the arcade or something.
So the day started with the usual smoke start. The elderly cleaners in charge of the lobby greeted me with extreme formality and a friendliness that kinda scares me. It was nice of them. Then a trip down to Family Mart to grab a sandwich and a drink. This Japanese man wanted to queue up, saw me and hesitated. He only moved into the queue beside me when I made a welcoming gesture. He later bowed and thanked me, no idea really why either. I wish more people were like that in Singapore. Makes me regain a slight bit of faith in Japanese and humanity in general.
In order to kill time, I went to this park near this place. No idea what's it called, but it's pretty cool. It's huge, has a large lake in it with living things and loads of greenery. I ate lunch at the benches near the entrance before proceeding in for a walk. The bridge spanned across the lake was scrawled full of random things, mostly filled with love declarations of so and so. The lake also had fish in it, the biggest one is probably a metre long or so. It's pretty cool to watch them swim in circles and do the rare surface leap (only saw it once). There were ducks and seagulls of sorts as well. I tried to take pictures of them but those shy idiots aways swam away when I approached. I blame stupid kids who throw rocks at them for fun.
On the way to the shopping area, I saw this Japanese couple on a bike. The guy tried to go down the bike slope without getting off and he got an earful. The entire scene was pretty cute, especially when she started laughing and hitting him repeatedly in anger of sorts. I got bored and decided to go to the arcade again. I actually improved after changing some techniques and mindset. Kudos to Kok for the impactful statement: "Sarging is like fishing, it's about the process, not the result". This has nothing to do with sarging, but the meaning is there. I turned DMGF from 'S' and FC grinding to technique improvement. Doesn't matter if I get 'B's or 'C's, technique is everything. Oh, I got a silver E-amusement pass too. Not sure if I can use it in SG, it's still pretty cool if I can't use it.
I went into the bookstore next to it after that. The only section I was looking for was the adult section. Surprisingly, there were pretty well stocked in that section. There is a overwelming amount of hentai and a general lack of photobooks, but I'm ok with that. The Adult Videos were a lot cheaper than I thought, and there was quite a selection. I'm going to go on a shopping spree before I come back. By the way Kok, I managed to see Saaya's new photobook. I'm going to buy it back and we can drool over it together.
Went back to the building (I'll call it hotel from now on to make things easier) and took the lift up. I went out on the wrong floor and almost attempted to unlock a different door. Thank GG(Guan Gong) for waste management expert (cleaner) being nice and telling me, despite not being able to understand whatever he said.
Took a train down to Kawasaki then. This place is the legendary place that holds the Kanamura Matsuri, otherwise known as the Iron Penis festival where you have topless female devotees carrying a meter-long statue of a penis on a stand (Or that was what the internet claimed anyway). Too bad I didn't get the chance to see it in action since it takes place in April.
I walked on hours to watch princess walk into every store that sold something. I thought I would be entering the sex museum or the penis temple, but nooooooo. I have to fucking watch her get entertained while I stone. The only rewarding this I've gained from this trip is a schoolgirl dressing handbook which teaches them how to dress up all nice and stuff. I don't know why I decided to buy it, but I had this feeling I wasn't going to see it again so I decided to stick it to the gut and buy it. Princess went batshit insane again for no reason and keeps yelling at me for getting and wanting to get "stupid things". I can easily rebutt the argument by telling her she doesn't need anymore clothes and shoes, but she would win by sheer volume. I ate lunch from the supermarket food section akin to those at Carefour in Singapore.
Oh my god! Random encounter! AC decided to engage in a SNEAK ATTACK! I thought I had a day without having to put up with her shit and where I can smoke freely. In order to counter-attack her unplanned assault, I decided to talk to a black man that was wandering around. He's James and he's from Nigeria. Pretty cool dude, took a picture with him too.
Hell came over afterwards. I had to watch them compare prices of some beauty product across the entire street to save 100 yen ($1.50)or so. Miser behaviour once again. They want to get the one with the longest expiry date when the product is supposed to be finished in one month. And the worst expiry date is in.....2011. What the fuck.
I have no idea why princess also wants to get bargains here in Japan when the price difference is neligable. Seriously, these women are fucking retarded.
Halfway while watching them browse through useless shit in Daiso (that $2 shop here in Singapore), miser comments such as how much she can save from buying mass produced products. For the love of everything that breathes, you pay for what you get. You know why you have to buy so many of them in a year? Because you pay for what you get.
Here's the statement that drew the line and started to make my blood boil.
"Why don't you go there and look? There are books there." *In a commanding and annoyed tone*
Because there are no fucking books there, there are only files of poor quality and I'm not a fucking kid. Don't order me around.
I decided to drop into the arcade, thinking that they will take years to "ooh" and "ahh" over shit, so I went down to the arcade to play more DMGF. Great, into the first song, they appeared behind me. What was the bloody point of me coming when you guys were done 2 minutes after I lefr? I couldn't concentrate for shit, but got an extra nonetheless.
Dinner was fuel for my stomach, rocket fuel for my warth. Seems that she would only enter a restaurant if it's cheap. What the fuck? I'm supposed to come here and try random shit, not pick and choose like someone who has to survive here for 30 days.
Then when I thought we could leave that hell-hole, THEY DECIDED TO GO AND WALK INTO UNIQLO AGAIN! FUCK YEAH! I was forced to walk around for an hour or so doing nothing and I couldn't leave because I had to walk around the bookstore above their level. I went to search for them and in order not to get lost, I had to watch them drool over discounted items. FUCK! NOT THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN! IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING AND IT'S NOT FUCKING EXPENSIVE, JUST BUY IT! FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU ARE ON A HOLIDAY! She still asked me if I wanted anything for anyone. Yeah, I'm sure you'll be okay with it, considering it's adult material and that it costs more than a sandwich. You are so nice.
I thought it was the end when they approched the station. Surprise again, they walked into some rat-hole electronic store. She wanted to buy a Eternet cable for me to use the internet here, despite declaring that my laptop is dead yesterday. She said that I didn't know how to charge my laptop, and that I was DOING IT WRONG. Fuck you, I'm studying IT, and it doesn't take someone from IT to know that their battery is dead and IT CANNOT WORK. I guess living in Japan automatically gives you a IT diploma now.
By now I was ready to destroy any public object I can see without anyone knowing. Once again, CA never fails to go beyond herself. She forced me to top up my Japanese EZ-Link card despite having adequate amounts in there. I said no, and she asked for the money from princess. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SUCH A SMART ASS?
Oh, it never stops. On the way back she kept making snide coments about me in my face. She kept harping on my long hair, my complexion and how my face changed to look like my mother as if it was a curse. Fuck you, you make it sound like I CHOSE to get pimple-afflicted skin. It's not like I treat my face like dirt, and it's not like having long hair warrants a death penalty. You are such a conceited and arrogant bitch.
I couldn't take the shit and exploded after she left. Princess didn't take it well. She doesn't like me swearing all the way and bitching about CA. Well, that was it. I stomped off and went to the park to smoke.
Fuck, if I knew I had to put up with all these bullshit I wouldn't have came. I wasn't that keen to come over here in the first place, only after excessive amounts of annoying convincing from princess. The only thing that was keeping my sanity was cigarettes, the girls here and the requests from everyone. But I'm no fucking saint. I have a limited patience too. I'm here for a holiday, not for some pilgramage to learn how to put up with other's shit.
Through the second stick, I saw an old man eating with cats at the park. He laid a plastic sheet and an umbrella on the benches. He probably sleeps there and doesn't really have money. I wanted to treat him to a sandwich and a warm drink then hear his story, but my Japanese isn't even enough to survive through buying things from stores, so I decided to just watch him. I wouldn't want anyone's pity if I was him.
I guess people only start going through self-reflection and thinking about others when the shit hits the fan. After I came back, they were nice and shit. They automatically allowed me to roam around on my own without any conditions.
I am sure tomorrow will be better because I don't have to wait on any woman. Cheers.
P.S. I have gotten my first Pantsu Shot in Japan. Some harlot wore her skirt too high. It was pink with strawberries on it guys. I didn't take a picture. Sorry.
September 17, 2009
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