I'm in a Boomz mood right now

For all those who do not get the meme, youtube Ris Low and you will find the answer.

So apparently Boomz is our very own internet meme. Great, finally a refreshing change to Sparta calls, although I know it will become overused very soon and I would whine about it here.

Here's my two cents on this incident in general.

1. Looks: It's supposed to be a beauty pageant. Even if she knows pi to the millionth number, if she doesn't look pretty, she shouldn't win. (I hear the feminist militant jeep starting up). Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but there is a general standard regarding looks. Ris, by any standards, is not pretty nor cute, nowhere close. Her make-up skills are lacking too. Simply pick out a Japanese girl from Shibuya and she can easily win over the entire competition in a heartbeat.

2. English: Fine, her English is horrible. Despite the organizers claiming that her oral presentation skills were excellent (more like oral pleasing skills), I see a bunch of bullshit made up to cover up for her extra services. Not all Singaporeans suck at speaking English, contrary to popular belief. Pick someone else who can speak properly, dammit.

3. Fashion sense : I have close to none so I wouldn't comment on her choices. It's just the way she puts her ideas across that makes it sound extremely corny (hesitation and mispronunciation, combined with unnatural amounts of thinking time involved).

4. Kleptomaniacal tendencies : No one is a saint, no one really cares if she stole credit cards before. However what intrigues me is the amount of stories made up to explain this as well as the drama fabricated for entertainment purposes (Like the bipolar explanation and the Pokemon card stealing). The media is a disgusting scandalous tool.

5. Boomz : It's probably something muttered out in nervousness, or a bad attempt to be funny (I get that all the time). It's going to be really popular around TP (I feel it in my bones), and stupid bengs are going to use it three times in a single sentence. While I can, I'm going to use it for comedic effects, no more than 3 times a week. After that I'm going to get a new one to replace this.

Conclusion: Miss Universe is a lie, it's just an excuse for rich powerful men to pick a wife out of. The local organizers are corrupt, and no votes were taken into consideration. It's just how much the girls allowed the crew to touch them.